The God Bidoof

askhalcandraliza:

bidoof-is-your-god:

askhalcandraliza:

bidoof-is-your-god:

askhalcandraliza:

askhalcandraliza:

bidoof-is-your-god:

askhalcandraliza:

bidoof-is-your-god:

askhalcandraliza:

H-hello who are you?

“I AM ALL LEGENDARIES. I AM ALL, ALL IS ME. BOW BEFORE ME!”

W-woah I-I don’t know if I can do that sir… I-i have no knees, and I’m not sure how would…

W-well…I-i wish that My powers could work…I’ve been t-trying hard to evolve my p-powers b-but I can’t… *she plays with her hands and looks down*

“WHAT SPECIFICALLY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ME TO DO?”

I-i don’t know…maybe t-to learn my p-powers f-faster?

(There is a flash) “DONE. NOT ONLY WILL YOU LEARN THEM ONE HUNDRED TIMES FASTER, BUT YOU CAN LEARN ONE HUNDRED TIMES MORE POWER!”

*She looked at herself* W-well thank y-you sir…

"ALL IS ASK IS THAT YOU ACKNOWLEDGE MY ACT AND THAT YOU BRING OTHERS TO BOW BEFORE ME."

askhalcandraliza:

bidoof-is-your-god:

askhalcandraliza:

askhalcandraliza:

bidoof-is-your-god:

askhalcandraliza:

bidoof-is-your-god:

askhalcandraliza:

H-hello who are you?

“I AM ALL LEGENDARIES. I AM ALL, ALL IS ME. BOW BEFORE ME!”

W-woah I-I don’t know if I can do that sir… I-i have no knees, and I’m not sure how would…

W-well…I-i wish that My powers could work…I’ve been t-trying hard to evolve my p-powers b-but I can’t… *she plays with her hands and looks down*

“WHAT SPECIFICALLY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ME TO DO?”

I-i don’t know…maybe t-to learn my p-powers f-faster?

(There is a flash) “DONE. NOT ONLY WILL YOU LEARN THEM ONE HUNDRED TIMES FASTER, BUT YOU CAN LEARN ONE HUNDRED TIMES MORE POWER!”

askhalcandraliza:

askhalcandraliza:

bidoof-is-your-god:

askhalcandraliza:

bidoof-is-your-god:

askhalcandraliza:

H-hello who are you?

“I AM ALL LEGENDARIES. I AM ALL, ALL IS ME. BOW BEFORE ME!”

W-woah I-I don’t know if I can do that sir… I-i have no knees, and I’m not sure how would…

W-well…I-i wish that My powers could work…I’ve been t-trying hard to evolve my p-powers b-but I can’t… *she plays with her hands and looks down*

"WHAT SPECIFICALLY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ME TO DO?"

Bidoof-is-your-god started following you

askhalcandraliza:

bidoof-is-your-god:

askhalcandraliza:

bidoof-is-your-god:

askhalcandraliza:

H-hello who are you?

“I AM ALL LEGENDARIES. I AM ALL, ALL IS ME. BOW BEFORE ME!”

W-woah I-I don’t know if I can do that sir… I-i have no knees, and I’m not sure how would t-that work…*Liza is a bit nervous*

“BOWING YOUR HEAD IS AN ACCEPTABLE SUBSTITUTE.” the Bidoof God stated.

Eh…and I’m not sure I can do t-that, I don’t even have a n-neck, but I still respect you sir…

The Bidoof God lets out something like a sigh, but accepts the answer. “VERY WELL. NOW TELL ME WHAT ARE YOU DEEPEST DESIRES AND WISHES, AND I WILL MAKE THEM ALL COME TRUE!”

Your allworthyness, it's been so long since we've said hello. I thought I would stop by and leave you a small gift. *she bows and leaves a plate of differently flavored poffins, topped with a couple of small water lilies* Do take care, my friend

"YOUR OFFERING IS APPRECIATED, DISCIPLE!"

ask-the-top-percentage-rattata:

bidoof-is-your-god:

ask-the-top-percentage-rattata:

bidoof-is-your-god:

ask-the-top-percentage-rattata:

bidoof-is-your-god:

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*Joey smirks for a split second then at blinding speed, moves out of the way of the attacks and rushes up to the Bidoof God and unleashes a devastating Facade attack using all of his might*

(Note: Facade does double damage if the user is burned, paralyzed or poisoned, as for Joey’s ability “Guts” that is multiplyed by another 1.5, on top of that he gets that STAB boost which times it by another 1.5 resulting in a move of 420 power which is nearly 3 times the power of Hyper Beam. Just something to note down :3)

(The attack hits, but doesn’t seem to do much. The Bidoof God laughs.) “FOOL, YOU CANNOT CONQUER INFINITY! YOUR POINTLESS ATTACKS WILL ONLY LEAD TO YOUR DESTRUCTION!” (the other summoned Pokemon fire another barrage at Joey)

*Joey couldn’t help but frown when he saw his attack did near to nothing, then again he was going up against a God so he shouldn’t have expected less.* I wish I didn’t have to do this… *Joey remains perfectly still as he allows the barrage to hit him, creating a huge cloud of dust*

“WHATEVER YOU ARE PLANNING, IT WILL NOT WORK. I HAVE POWER OVER ALL!” the Bidoof God warned.

*Joey limps out from the dust cloud and it seems he is wearing a Focus Band* I hate doing this… it’s such a boring way to do things but… You are a God after all… *Before anything else can be done, Joey quickly uses Endeavor, attempting to bring the Bidoof God’s hitpoints down to his own.

“YOU CANNOT FIGHT INFINITY. YOUR ENDEAVOR WILL FAIL.” the Bidoof God replies, deliberately making a pun. There is a flash, and Joey’s Focus Band shatters, the pieces falling to the ground in useless fragments!

*Joey watches as his focus band is shattered before him. He takes a moment to pause and then snickers a little.* Alright, that’s enough. *he lifts one of his paws into the air while smiling* I give up! I mocked you for being a hideous abomination to mother nature however I did not mock your power and for good reason. It is indeed that of a God and I really enjoyed testing how I could fair against one. Ahhh, maybe one day I shall find my place among the gods. Our battle was very enjoyable and I thank you for it. *he gives one final smile before walking away to rest*

The summoned Pokemon were called off. A concession of defeat was good enough to satisfy the Bidoof God. However, should this renegade decide to try his luck again, there would be no mercy the next time…

doppelgamer:

Yay! My first Request :D

And an awesome one at that! All Eeveelutions in One Pokemon, a challenge indeed! 

This is absolutely monumental to me, guys. My first request.. wow.. I’m starting to feel like a legitimate splicing blog! Thank you for the request, Anon! 

"WERE IT NOT FOR THE FACT I HAD DIFFERENT DESTINIES IN MIND WITH EACH OF THE FLYING EEVEELUTIONS, I WOULD HAVE ALREADY DONE THIS."

Bidoof-is-your-god started following you

askhalcandraliza:

bidoof-is-your-god:

askhalcandraliza:

H-hello who are you?

“I AM ALL LEGENDARIES. I AM ALL, ALL IS ME. BOW BEFORE ME!”

W-woah I-I don’t know if I can do that sir… I-i have no knees, and I’m not sure how would t-that work…*Liza is a bit nervous*

"BOWING YOUR HEAD IS AN ACCEPTABLE SUBSTITUTE." the Bidoof God stated.

ask-star-and-samantha:

bidoof-is-your-god:

“I AM ALL LEGENDARIES! I AM ALL, ALL IS ME! BOW BEFORE ME!”

Star:”P-please don’t yell Sir…”
Samantha:”Ummm…sure…and I don’t ‘Bow before’ anyone…-sigh-not anymore that is

"Will you at least acknowledge my power and majesty over all of creation?"

ask-star-and-samantha:

bidoof-is-your-god:

“I AM ALL LEGENDARIES! I AM ALL, ALL IS ME! BOW BEFORE ME!”

Star:”P-please don’t yell Sir…”

Samantha:”Ummm…sure…and I don’t Bow before’ anyone…-sigh-not anymore that is

"Will you at least acknowledge my power and majesty over all of creation?"

ask-the-top-percentage-rattata:

bidoof-is-your-god:

ask-the-top-percentage-rattata:

bidoof-is-your-god:

ask-the-top-percentage-rattata:

*Joey smirks for a split second then at blinding speed, moves out of the way of the attacks and rushes up to the Bidoof God and unleashes a devastating Facade attack using all of his might*

(Note: Facade does double damage if the user is burned, paralyzed or poisoned, as for Joey’s ability “Guts” that is multiplyed by another 1.5, on top of that he gets that STAB boost which times it by another 1.5 resulting in a move of 420 power which is nearly 3 times the power of Hyper Beam. Just something to note down :3)

(The attack hits, but doesn’t seem to do much. The Bidoof God laughs.) “FOOL, YOU CANNOT CONQUER INFINITY! YOUR POINTLESS ATTACKS WILL ONLY LEAD TO YOUR DESTRUCTION!” (the other summoned Pokemon fire another barrage at Joey)

*Joey couldn’t help but frown when he saw his attack did near to nothing, then again he was going up against a God so he shouldn’t have expected less.* I wish I didn’t have to do this… *Joey remains perfectly still as he allows the barrage to hit him, creating a huge cloud of dust*

“WHATEVER YOU ARE PLANNING, IT WILL NOT WORK. I HAVE POWER OVER ALL!” the Bidoof God warned.

*Joey limps out from the dust cloud and it seems he is wearing a Focus Band* I hate doing this… it’s such a boring way to do things but… You are a God after all… *Before anything else can be done, Joey quickly uses Endeavor, attempting to bring the Bidoof God’s hitpoints down to his own.

"YOU CANNOT FIGHT INFINITY. YOUR ENDEAVOR WILL FAIL." the Bidoof God replies, deliberately making a pun. There is a flash, and Joey’s Focus Band shatters, the pieces falling to the ground in useless fragments!